FISH-BUSINESS

wondering what on earth is this fish-business??a friend of mine ask me if i've rare any fishes at home...frankly i tell him that i use to rare fish last time but all died...he ask me if i've cooked my fish??wth...YEAH I COOKED MY FISH TO EAT!!!you thought i'm a MORONS is it??lol....he told me he had mate his fish...i were wondering is there anything gotta do with me??hahaha...so i decided to let him continue his story...i don't know if its true,he say that he just left his fish together to mate for 1 and a half day,then the small baby fish was visible...one and half day was so fast....right??or was it okay for fishes??hahahaha..i wasn't sure...i've not seen any fish mate before...oh btw he did not mention that the small little fish was visible...he say that the "baby pop out"....LMAO....fish pop out??from where???lol...since the mating process was a week ago,now the small little fish was around 3mm..in which he told me that the small fishes are just 0.3mm...*wondering if his eyes was like some microscope*....0.3mm was so small..even if its 1mm in water,i could hardly see it...ever wonder how he got the measurement of the fish??he took those small and innocent dead little fish and measure them...hahaha...he measure them with NORMAL ruler..lol..is there any abnormal ruler???he feed those baby fish with egg yolk!!!LMAO...they are just out from their egg and he fed them with egg again..hahaha....